I am __________, Destroyer of Worlds!

OK, just so you all know, I am so over that kat picture. No really, I am. Life is too short to spend it worrying about things you can't control.

I had a great day today: The Mommy took me for a long walk! We went all over the place. At the end I even got to sit with her as she sat on a bench next to the pond. If you don't know already, the pond is a wonderful place full of interesting smells and creatures.

I think I saw a kat on the other side of the pond in the tall grass while we were sitting there . . .

There are frogs, snakes, bugs, and most of all goose poop. Lots of goose poop. Everywhere. Can't miss it. Poop on poop. Take one step and "Oh look, there's more goose poop" kind of everywhere. And the birds don't seem to care where they poop at all. It's like they just fly around and poop is landing all around you. Maybe that's a teensy bit exaggerated, but that's the feline feeling you get when you see it all.

Did I tell you that The Kitty has been spending lots of time on my porch for the past few weeks?

The Mommy said that a hawk was cawing at us while we were by the pond, but I don't think that hawks caw. Alpha said it was crying but it didn't look distraught or in emotional turmoil at all. I'm a little bit confused at just what hawks do, but whatever it is it's all right with me just so long as they aren't flying around and pooping everywhere.

Good thing kats don't fly . . . I'm sure it would be just like them to poop all around you on purpose!

OK, so I think you can guess that I'm still having a hard time with that kat picture. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't gone and looked at it more closely. It just confirmed everything I knew to be true. If I show you what I found then I'm sure I'll be able to finally get past it and prove to you that I'm not the paranoid puppy that you may believe me to be.

Here is the original picture:

Looks so innocent . . .

And now here's a closer look:

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

Now do you believe me?